I'll stay at home on my birthday so I can sleep

cari miei, since today is my birthday (hint!) I decided to stay at home from work so that I could sleep and hopefully slightly reduce the chances of getting wrinkled like a shar pei before even getting 30.
So, in sequence,
- 7:42: sms from my aunt
-7:54: sms from my other aunt (my mum has 3 sisters, merda)
- 8:04: phone call from my parents
- 8:45: sms from my mum saying that it was still 10 min to go until I was born
-8:55: sms from my mum saying that at that moment I was born
After this, I don't know why, really, I decided to get out of bed, before I get the phone call from the remaining aunt (with cousins that have a tendency to shout while singing happy birthday).
So now I am having breakfast and then I will go shopping for tonight; David told me that there is an Italian store where they have all the Mulino Bianco cookies and where they also have a salumeria where you can actually order some etto (100g) of this and that. Worth a look.
Tentative menu:
antipasti:
- spiedini colorati (tomato, cucumber, feta, basil)
- fleuron guarniti (pasta sfoglia, tomato, olive paste - I have it from spain - mozzarellina)
- snack saporiti (gorgonzola, tomato)
(all this assuming that I can find some decent tomatoes, otherwise I am screwed)
- salumi
- sopressa
- mozzarelline
- simil-parmigiana
primi:
- fusilli with safron
- risotto con salsiccia (assuming I can find the salsiccia), if I have time in unortodox form
secondi: I assume we won't need any secondi after all of the above.
dessert: would like to make a crostata, but have never made one before and I am pretty bad at making cakes (or anything sweet, for that matter).
Yes, it's so hard to be 18...