Frankfurt Pig

Saturday, December 02, 2006

a new urban legend

miei cari, apparently in Milano in the last days they saw a girl making lap dance in the metropolitana (kind of u/s-bahn). She would get in the metropolitana, strip to the costume she was wearing under the jacket, dance for a couple of stations, the collect some money and get off. Once she was wearing a black leather corset and boots up to above the knee with super high heels. Another time she was wearing a pink shorts and t-shirt (kind of bunny style) and had 2 big earrings in a shape of a cat.
Why am I saying that I think it's a urban legend?
1) the second time they spotted her, at the end of the show she kissed on the mouth a friend of hers. A female friend of hers. Tomorrow we will find out that on top they were twins. Welcome back to teenage wanking dream galore:-)
2) imagine that you see a girl making lap dance half naked for around 3 minutes (2 stations). Imagine that at the end she also kisses on the mount a girlfriend of hers. Now answer: what are 2 of the most amusing (depends on the pov) bahaviours of Italian men? a) Italian men are not shy (euphemism) when it comes to chatting up girls or making a mess b) Italians men carry an average of 2 cell phones, all with cameras, on them. Now tell me: how the hell can this lady dance half naked surronded by Italian men, kiss a girlfriend (yeaaahhhhh) and there is not ONE single picture on internet??
Nevertheless, I think this is a really cool idea: ladies, we should start lap dancing on the u/s-bahn here in frankfurt, we can amuse the poor people that have to stay there like morons when the u/s-bahn is late . Subscription open!

Flash news! Gaborno has started a blog where he registers every time the S3 is late. Go find it on Die S3 is schon wieder verspätet. Gaborno, what about making it public? it would make some sort of release valve for all poor, stressed and late:-) S3 martyrs.

1 Comments:

  • Ciao Alba!

    Thanks for the GRATIS WERBUNG on the blog. At the moment I am at the collection phase, the attack comes later ... Currently 4 trains counted, 4 not on time. An average week I guess... STAY TUNED - THERE WILL BE MORE over at s3-rmv.blogspot.com

    By Blogger Captain Catan, at 11:11 PM  

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