popular petition: make a lake out of switzerland

I was passing the border from Germany to Switzerland when the police guy at the station told me that, if he lifts his fatty hand of 0.1mm, this means that I have to stop. This after bullshitting me in his idiotic Swiss German accent asking whether I understand or not. I do not know whether this week there is something wrong between police and Jean Jacques, but just in case: Let's make a lake out of Switzerland!!!!